Autoplay. He does not get one right.

The Webbed Amendment

Kek asks. The spokesman answers like a camera company, and he is wrong every time. A webbed hand slaps him for it. Every so often, a license plate does the job instead.

Sit back. The tape rolls until he cries.

Satire. One tap starts the sound. Pause holds a slide. Next and back still move. The march keeps looping.